Flying was never my forte...

but I will try anyways.
My name is Alex, pleasure to meet you.

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I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

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You’ve rolled so well that the dragon believes you to be the High Priest of Orcus. Unfortunately, so does the party.

DM on the Bard’s Disguise crit-pass. (via outofcontextdnd)
ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

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holisticsexualhealth:

holisticsexualhealth:


Why is Pepper Ann such a great show?  Well, let’s start off with the main character.  She’s pizza-eating, tv-watching, comic book-reading, hard rock-loving kind of girl who loves to rollerblade.  She’s great at soccer, average in school and worries a lot about being cool.  What’s interesting about Pepper Ann is that she’s definitely the most aggressive character in the show, and is never penalized for that.  Her lack of feminine passivity is always shown to be a good thing.  In fact, the entire show is full of strong-willed females who respect and accept themselves for who they are.  Like her single, feminist mom, Lydia Pearson, who supports her family and encourages her daughters to be independent and to believe in themselves.  Her younger sister, Moose, looks and sounds like a boy, yet this is never commented on in the show.  Moose just is who she is, and nobody cares that she doesn’t fit in to the typical female role.  One of Pepper Ann’s best friends, Milo, is a sensitive artist and in one episode he comes to the conclusion that there is no typical way to be a guy.  The main females characters of the show rarely worry about their physical appearance and Pepper Ann often learns that traits like honesty and integrity are more important than being cool.  When it comes down to it, this show is amazing because it sends the right message about all genders.  The show is centered on strong female characters, and portrays a world where gender really doesn’t matter.
(x)

They now have Seasons 1-5 of Pepper Ann Streaming online
But essentially, this is a Moose appreciation post.


How could I ever forget about this post?

holisticsexualhealth:

holisticsexualhealth:

Why is Pepper Ann such a great show?  Well, let’s start off with the main character.  She’s pizza-eating, tv-watching, comic book-reading, hard rock-loving kind of girl who loves to rollerblade.  She’s great at soccer, average in school and worries a lot about being cool.  What’s interesting about Pepper Ann is that she’s definitely the most aggressive character in the show, and is never penalized for that.  Her lack of feminine passivity is always shown to be a good thing.  In fact, the entire show is full of strong-willed females who respect and accept themselves for who they are.  Like her single, feminist mom, Lydia Pearson, who supports her family and encourages her daughters to be independent and to believe in themselves.  Her younger sister, Moose, looks and sounds like a boy, yet this is never commented on in the show.  Moose just is who she is, and nobody cares that she doesn’t fit in to the typical female role.  One of Pepper Ann’s best friends, Milo, is a sensitive artist and in one episode he comes to the conclusion that there is no typical way to be a guy.  The main females characters of the show rarely worry about their physical appearance and Pepper Ann often learns that traits like honesty and integrity are more important than being cool.  When it comes down to it, this show is amazing because it sends the right message about all genders.  The show is centered on strong female characters, and portrays a world where gender really doesn’t matter.

(x)

They now have Seasons 1-5 of Pepper Ann Streaming online

But essentially, this is a Moose appreciation post.

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How could I ever forget about this post?

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